Sat, 07 Sep 2007 14:26:11 GMT By: Oddacon
I'd Like to be called a Martial Artist but, my close friends will tell you I'm just an asshole. I want to punch Robert Frost, Ernst Hemingway, Walt Whitman, and all those other sissy poets in the face, for running away to the woods. Then I'd burn their stupid sissy houses down for running away in the first place. I wish I could fight a Shaolin Monk. I think I want to become a Shaolin Monk! I also like learning about THE SAMURAI. They're pretty bad ass. I enjoy Conflict and Stradegy. I have a very diverse group of friends. I'm the type of guy you'd expect to see coming out of a UFO. I like programming software and networking. I use to party at LANs(LOCAL AREA NETWORK) but, now thats pretty much obsolite. I like reading a good spy novel, and going fishing unexpectedly. One day I plan to retire in jamaica and open a banana shack, a Banana Cabana.